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Lic. #13VH03315000
ONE GUY FROM ITALY
& Sons
STONE MASON
est. 1992
Incorporated 1998
Don Ciccio Spumoni, also known as "Cheech," is the big guy, whole lotta muscle and minimal brain. Barely fluent in the english language, he gets by with a series of grunts and woofs- but that is enough to get the job done. Born in Minessota to a man named Russ, Ciccio was once reffered to as "Ashby" and "Gambler." After being sold on craigslist, Cheech was renamed and settled in quickly to his new home up in Jersey. His mail order puppy bride came a few months later, in the form of Bumbie. In the next few months, he hopes to be a father and obtain an opposable thumb once Bumbie's patent pending design hits the market.
Cheech is scared of no man nor shock collar, and will do just about anything for a cookie.
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